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这下完蛋了 We're screwed.
没有免费的无线网络了 No more free Wi- Fi.
基婷 Hey, Ki- jung!
嗯 Yeah?
楼上阿姨的网络锁密码了 The lady upstairs put a password on "iptime".
密码 A password?
有没有试过123456789 Did you try 123456789?
不行 No luck.
倒过来试试看 Do it the other way.
我试过了 I tried that too!
妈的，那就不能传信息了 Fuck, then we can't get WhatsApp?
不行 Nothing.
喂，金基泽 Hey, Jim Ki- taek.
别装睡了，想想办法吧 Don't fucking pretend to sleep. What do you think?
手机被停话，网络也断线 Our phones are shut off. Now our Wi- Fi is shut off.
你有什么打算 What's your plan?
第二十一届全国链球锦标赛银牌，朴忠淑
- 基宇 - 是，爸爸 - Ki- woo. - Yes, Dad?
找无线网络，手要举高一点 For Wi- Fi, held it high.
每个角落都要仔细找 Stick it in every corner and so on.
该死的灶马又来了 Damn stink bugs.
在这里，找到了 Over here! I got it!
真的有信号吗 Really? You got a signal?
真的，看到没 Yeah, see?
咖啡王国2G This one, "coffeeland 2G".
是附近新开的咖啡店吗 Did a new cafe open?
我怎么连不到 Why can't I get it?
你爬上来这里 Climb up here.
孩子们 Hey kids.
可以用吗 Does it work?
可以 Yeah.
快看一下信息 Then check WhatsApp.
比萨时代说会跟我联络 Pizza Generation said they'd contact me.
我看看 Hold on.
真的有比萨时代的信息 Here it is. Pizza Generation.
你们看这个 Wow! Check this out, guys.
像她这么快 If we go as fast as her,
我们一天就可以折完 we can finish today.
今天就能拿到钱 Then we can get paid.
- 原来要站着折 - 她好专业 - Should we stand up too? - She's a pro.
不对，没有啊
- 怎么了 - 消毒 - What? - Fumigation?
现在还会这样喷药消毒 They still do that kind of thing?
大概吧 Guess so.
把窗户关上 Shut the window.
别关，就当做把家里免费消毒 Leave it open. We'll get free extermination.
顺便把虫杀光 Kill the stink bugs.
好主意，最近虫实在太多了 Right, too many stink bugs these days...
天哪，好臭 God, that smells!
我刚刚不是说要关窗吗 I told you to shut it!
那现在要关吗 Should I shut it, Dad?
快被熏死了
请问到底哪里有问题 What exactly is the problem?
以这个为例，你看清楚了 Take this one as an example.
压线歪七扭八 You call this a straight line?
这边为什么有压痕 And why's it folded here?
这里为什么又凸出来 Why is this sticking up?
根本是没折完的半成品 You didn't even fold it.
四分之一的盒子都这样 A quarter of them look like this.
每四个就有一个不合格 So 1 out of 4 are rejects.
所以你要扣掉一成薪水 So you're really docking 10% off our pay?
以品质来说，这惩罚算轻了吧 Considering the rejects that's a low penalty, isn't it?
薪水又没多少，别太过分 Our pay is so low already! How can you do this?
我说你 Look here.
事情没你想的那么简单 This is not some minor issue.
折得乱七八糟的比萨盒 You know what one shitty boss
对品牌影响多大，你知道吗 can do to our brand image?
请不起折比萨盒的人，还谈什么品牌 Brand? You can't even afford a box folder!
你说什么 What did you say?
老板 Boss.
是因为那个人的关系吗 This is all because of that guy, right?
哪个人 What guy?
原本打工的人，突然跑掉了对吧 Your part- time worker. He's gone AWOL, right?
就在教会下单的重要关头 Just when the Love of God Church made a huge group order?
真是的，你怎么知道这些 How do you know all that?
哪里打听到的 Who told you?
那个人是我妹妹的朋友 My sister knows the guy.
他本来就有些怪，风评不太好 He's always been a bit strange. Got a bad reputation.
所以说啊，老板 Speaking of which, Boss.
一成的罚款没问题 We'll accept a 10% penalty.
不过 In return.
不过 In return?
你不想找新的工读生吗 Any thought of hiring a new part- time worker?
姐，我们需要人力 Sis, we need someone!
开除翘班的工读生，当作他的惩罚 Ditch the guy you've got now. Just fire him.
明天我可以面试，几点方便 Tomorrow I'll come for a formal interview. What time?
不，等等 Wait, hold on a sec.
让我先想一下 Let me think about it.
那麻烦你先付比萨盒的钱 Then for now, just pay for the boxes.
今天像这样围坐在一起 So we're all gathered here today.
手机又能连上网络 To celebrate the reconnection of our phones,
就一起庆祝网络复活吧 and this bounteous Wi- Fi!
那家伙又来了，天还没黑就 Look at that bastard. It's not even dark yet.
为什么不贴禁止小便的公告 Why didn't you put up a 'No Urinating' sign?
早就跟你说过了 I told you!
没用，醉汉看到那种公告更想尿尿 No, signs like that just make them piss even more.
至少吼吼他吧 At least shout at him!
不要啦 Don't shout.
不要尿啦 "Please don't piss!"
是敏赫哥吗 Hey, is that Min?
叔叔，那里不是厕所 Hey mister, that's not a toilet.
是敏赫没错 Way to go, Min.
喂，臭小子 Hey, punk!
是你做错，还敢瞪我 Who are you staring at, asshole?
给我过来，小兔崽子 Come here! You little shit.
拜托你清醒一点 Get a fucking grip!
你朋友挺有种的 That's an impressive friend.
大学生的气势就是不一样 College students have a real vigor to them.
确实跟哥哥不一样 Not like my brother.
不过他现在要来我们家吗 But is he coming here?
有说好要来吗 Did you invite him?
没有 No.
大家好 Hello!
敏赫你来啦 Oh hi, Min!
你怎么会来 Min!
伯父好 Are you well, sir?
- 你好 - 有什么事吗 - Sure. - What are you doing here?
我有发短信给你，没看到吗 I texted you. Didn't you see it?
抱歉打扰你们吃饭 Sorry, were you eating?
不会啦，我们没在吃饭 No, we weren't eating.
- 基婷最近好吗 - 还不错，哥呢 - How are you, Ki- jung? - Fine, you too?
约外面就好，干嘛跑来家里 We could've met outside, why come here?
因为这个 Because of this.
为了拿给你，这个有点重 It's for you, but it's so heavy.
是吗，放这里就好 Really? Put it down here.
这是什么 Wow, what is that?
我说要去找基宇 When I said I was meeting Ki- woo,
爷爷就说一定要拿给你 my grandfather insisted I bring this to you.
这是山水盆景吗 Is this a landscape type?
也可以当做是一种抽象石雕 Or you can see it as an abstract type.
原来你懂 Wow, you know these!
我爸在军校时期就收集奇石了 My grandpa has collected scholar's rocks since his cadet days.
现在家里的客厅，书房 Now the annex, the study, every room in the house
到处都是石头 is filled with these things.
这个石头可以带来财运和考运 But this stone here is said to bring material wealth to families...
敏赫 Min!
这真的很有象征意义 This is so metaphorical.
的确，刚好现在很需要 For sure. It's a very opportune gift.
没错 Of course.
请务必转告爷爷我们的感谢 Please relay our deepest thanks to your grandpa.
怎么不买点吃的过来 Food would be better.
那叫什么，山水盆景 What was that called? A landscape stone?
你也收集那种石头吗 You collect those rocks too?
多亏这石头我才有机会拜访你爸妈 Hey, thanks to that rock I saw your parents,
他们看起来都很健康 they look healthy.
很健康没错，只是没工作 They're plenty healthy, just out of work.
基婷已经不去补习了吗 Is Ki- jung taking lessons these days?
不是不去，是没钱去 She can't afford lessons.
可爱吧 Cute, huh?
她是你的家教学生 She's the one you're tutoring?
朴多蕙，高二 Park Da- hye. High school sophomore.
你代替我去当英文家教 You take over as her English tutor.
怎么突然这么说 What do you mean?
有钱人的家教，薪水很不错 Tutor a rich kid. It pays well.
她也很乖 She's a nice girl.
我出国交换时，麻烦照顾一下 Look after her while I'm studying abroad.
你在学校不是有很多朋友 What about your university friends?
干嘛拜托我这种重考生 Why ask a loser like me?
哪有为什么 Why do you think?
我光用想的就讨厌 Just the thought makes me sick.
想到那些臭男生在多蕙身边打转 Those disgusting frat boys slavering over Da- hye?
就觉得恶心 It's revolting.
你喜欢她吗 You like her?
我是认真的 Hey, I'm serious.
等她上大学，我想正式跟她交往 When she enters university, I'll officially ask her out.
在那之前麻烦好好照顾她 So you take care of her until then.
如果是你，我就放心了 If it's you, I can leave in peace.
谢谢你信任我 Thanks for your trust,
不过要我假装是大学生吗 but do I have to pretend to be a college student?
基宇，仔细想想 Ki- woo, think about it.
当兵前两次，当兵后两次 For years including your military service,
你一共重考了四次对吧 you took the university entrance exam 4 times.
文法，单字，作文，会话 Grammar, vocabulary, composition, conversation...
老实说你教英文 When it comes to English,
比那些整天喝酒的大学生强十倍 you can teach 10 times better than those drunken college pricks.
- 确实没错 - 就是啊 - I guess so. - Sure!
不过他们能接受吗，我不是大学生 But will they hire me? I'm not a college student.
假装一下不就好了 Just fake it.
没问题，你是我介绍的，而且 Don't worry, you'll have my recommendation, plus...
那个贵妇太太该怎么说呢 How should I describe the mother...?
非常单纯 She's a bit simple.
年轻，而且单纯 Young and simple.
单纯 Simple?
什么意思 What do you mean?
说不上来，总之我挺喜欢的 Anyway, it's all good. I had fun there.
答应我罗 So you agree?
那就这样吧 I guess so.
听说你妹不是很有艺术天分 Hey, you said your sister is artistic?
修图技术也很强 Good at Photoshop?
延世大学
技术这么好，竟然考不上美术系 God, with skills like this, why can't you get into art school?
找死吗 Shut up.
小姐，这里禁烟 Hey, no smoking in here.
好，把那个把给我 Yeah, yeah. Gimme that.
好 Yeah.
红色印章，大功告成 Now the cherry on top...
真可惜首尔大学没有“伪造文书”系 Wow, does Oxford have a major in document forgery?
基婷一定考榜首 Ki- jung would be top of her class.
对吧，她真的很强 She's amazing, huh?
儿子要去面试，快说点好话 Our boy's going for a job interview. Wish him luck.
儿子 Son.
你是我的骄傲 I'm proud of you.
爸爸 Dad.
这不算伪造文书或犯罪 I don't think of this as forgery or crime.
我明年就会考上这间名校 I'll go this university next year.
原来你都计划好了 So you've got a plan!
我只是提前拿到在学证明而已 I just printed out the document a bit early.
请问哪位 Who is it?
多蕙妈妈，你好 Madame? Good afternoon.
我是敏赫介绍的 I'm here on Min's recommendation...
是，请进 Oh right, come in.
好的 Thank you.
你好 Hello!
夫人，你好 Hello, Madame.
我只是在这里工作的人，这边请 I just work here. Come this way.
庭院好漂亮 The yard is so nice.
里面也很漂亮 The insider's nice too.
你知道建筑家南宫贤子老师吗 You know the architect Namgoong?
他很有名 He's famous.
这原本是他的房子 He used to live in this house.
全都由他亲自设计和监工 He designed it himself.
现在如你所见，是孩子的游乐园 As you can see, now it's a playpen.
这边请 This way.
先坐着等一下，我请太太过来 Sit yourself down here. I'll bring the madame.
是 Yes.
南韩企业攻占纽约
2017年新奥技术奖
太太 Madame.
太太 Madame?
应征家教老师的人来了 He's here. The tutoring candidate.
不用给我看资料 I don't care about documents.
反正是敏赫老师介绍的 Min recommended you, after all.
你也知道敏赫老师无可挑剔 As you know, Min is such a brilliant human being.
我和多蕙对他很满意 Da- hye and I were quite happy with him.
这跟多蕙的成绩无关 Regardless of her grades.
你懂我的意思吗 Know what I mean?
是 Yes.
他真的很棒 He was marvelous.
说实话，本来打算明年学测前 So to be honest, we wanted to stick
都要一直请敏赫老师来家教的 with him through high school.
不过他却突然去留学 But all of a sudden he's going abroad.
虽然有点失礼，但我就直说了 Anyway, excuse me, but if I can speak directly,
如果你不是敏赫老师的等级 if you're not up to Min's level, then,
我们坐在这里就没有意义了 I'm not sure what the point is.
其实我想说的是 So anyway, what I want to say is,
我可以观摩今天的第一堂课吗 for your first lesson today, do you mind if I sit in.
我想全程观察你怎么授课 I want to see it full time, how you run your lesson.
你不介意吧 Is it okay with you?
你想改二十四题的答案 You sure about #24?
多蕙，你写了后面的题目 Da- hye, you solved those later problems
然后又回到二十四题 then went back to #24.
对吧 Right?
是 Yes.
如果现在是学测，这是第一题的话 If that were the first question on a real exam,
你从一开始就乱了阵脚 you'd be screwed.
你看，脉搏也乱了 Look at this. Your pulse is racing.
心跳不会说谎 The heart doesn't lie.
所谓考试就是冲锋陷阵 An exam is like slashing through a jungle.
只要乱了节奏就完蛋了 Lose that momentum and you're finished.
我不在意二十四题的正确答案是什么 The answer to #24? I don't care.
你如何掌握整场考试的节奏 Slashing through the exam, dominating it!
我在意的是这个 That's all I care about.
临场作战，靠的是气势 What you need is vigor.
气势 Vigor.
知道了吗 Understand?
每个月付一次薪水 So I'll pay you this time each month.
每周一三五，每次两小时，好吗 3 classes a week, 2 hours each, okay?
至于钟点费 As for the fee,
本来想付和敏赫老师相同的薪水 I was going to pay Min's rate,
考虑物价上涨，就调高时薪了 then I added a bit for inflation.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在正式介绍一下吧 How about a proper introduction?
他是多蕙的英文家教，凯文老师 Da- hye' tutor, we'll call him Kevin.
是，凯文老师 Mr. Kevin!
上课时如果饿了，请随时告诉我 If you feel like snacking during your lesson, just call me.
需要什么，请随时跟她说 If you need anything, ask her.
她比我更熟悉这个房子 She knows this house better than I...
多颂，不要这样 Da- song, stop it!
真的很抱歉，吓到了吧 I'm sorry, did he startle you?
没事
很可爱呢，他叫多颂吗 How cute. His name's Da- song?
对，是我们家最小的 Yes, our youngest.
多颂，快打招呼 Da- song, come say hi!
凯文老师 This is Mr. Kevin!
这是印第安人的箭 This is an Indian arrow.
我特别从美国网站买的 I ordered it from the U.S.
他从去年开始变成印第安控 From last year he's been an Indian fanatic.
印第安控 Indians?
他容易对某件事入迷吗 He's got a fanboy personality?
他很无厘头又散漫 Well, he's eccentric and easily distracted.
一刻都静不下来 he can barely sit still!
所以去年让他加入幼童军 So last year I enrolled him in Cub Scouts.
希望他能遵守规定，变得专注点 hoping he'd learn moderation and focus.
结果你看 But look.
他变得更奇怪了 He's even worse.
幼童军团长好像是印第安控 His scout leader is an Indian fanatic,
似乎是受他影响 maybe that's why.
幼童军精神源自美国的印第安人 The American Indian is the very spirit of the Cub Scouts.
这是好事 It's a good thing.
凯文老师以前是童军吗 Were you a Cub Scout, Kevin?
对，我很有当童军的天分 Sure. I'm a Scout by nature.
我们多颂也很有艺术天分，你看 Da- song is an artist by nature. Look at this painting.
他的画很抽象，感觉很强烈呢 It's so metaphorical. It's really strong.
对吧，很强烈吧 Strong, right?
凯文老师果然感受得到 You've got an eye for this.
这画的是猩猩吧 It's a chimpanzee, right?
这是自画像 A self- portrait.
我就知道 Sure enough!
以大人的眼光无法理解 The perspective of a young artist eludes understanding.
多颂艺术表达的天赋 Or perhaps it's Da- song's expressive genius...
可能就是因为这样 Anyway,
我们换过很多的美术老师 we've been through so many art teachers.
没人撑得过一个月 None of them lasts even a month.
再加上多颂有点不受控制 And Da- song is just so hard to control.
- 稍等，夫人 - 是 - Just a moment. Madame. - Yes?
我想到一个不错的人选 Someone just came to mind.
她的名字是 What was her name?
杰西卡，对了，杰西卡 Jessica! Right, Jessica...
她是我堂哥美术系上的学妹 She was in the same art school as my cousin.
她的韩文名叫什么呢 What was her Korean name?
总之，她原本就读 Anyway, after studying
伊利诺伊州大学应用美术系 applied arts at Illinois State University,
最近刚回到韩国 she returned to Korea
伊利诺伊，然后呢 Illinois... tell me more.
听说她上课方式很特别 Her teaching is unusual,
很能掌握孩子的状况 but she knows how to handle kids.
在美术圈算是少见的 She's got a special reputation in her field.
不过她上课不只方式独特 But even though her methods are unique,
还能一路辅导孩子考上美术系 she can help kids get into good art schools.
真的吗，我很好奇 Now I'm really curious.
她是什么样的人呢 What is she like?
你想见见她吗 Would you like to meet her?
不过听说她很难约 Though I heard she's in high demand...
等等 Hold on.
“杰西卡独生女，伊利诺伊州芝加哥” Jessica, only child, Illinois Chicago,
“系上学长金振慕，他是你堂哥” classmate Kim Jin- mo, he's your cousin.
你看多颂用食物在桌巾上 Look at how he painted the side dishes on the tablecloth
画了马赛克 in this mosaic arrangement.
不过其中还有重复的图案 But within that too, there are repeating patterns.
辣椒酱是红色，米粒是，总之 Gochujang is red, the rice... well, anyway,
散发着巴斯奇亚式风格 he has a Basquiat- esque sense,
他不过才九岁而已 even at age 9!
真令人期待 How exciting.
我相信这些杰西卡老师都观察到了 I'm sure Miss Jessica must have already sensed this,
两位请慢聊，我去帮多蕙上课 so I'll leave you two, and go up for Da- hye's lesson.
杰西卡老师，下次见 Have a nice lesson, Jessica.
是，谢谢你的引荐 Yes, thank you for the introduction.
那边可以看到多颂异于常人的才华 So as you can see, Da- song's eccentric genius...
多蕙 Da- hye.
我们要从三十八题开始吧 So we'll start with #38?
那个，老师 Kevin.
嗯 Yeah?
你知道吗，多颂全是装的 Did you know that Da- song is faking it all?
什么意思 Huh? What do you mean?
全都是作秀 It's all a show.
他故意装成天才，做事很无厘头 Acting like a genius, that 4th dimension stuff is all fake.
假装自己是艺术家 An artist cosplay.
多颂吗 Da- song?
不是有种人会这样吗 You know that thing,
走在路上突然站住 when he freezes and
看着天空假装有灵感浮现 stares at the sky, as if struck by inspiration.
所以他走路会突然盯着天空十分钟 So he's walking along, then he stares at the clouds for 10 minutes.
你懂我的意思吧 So you know what I mean?
真是鸡皮疙瘩掉满地 He gives me the creeps.
还装得一副受不了正常生活的样子 He pretends that he can't live a normal life.
看到我都想吐了 Makes me want to puke.
多颂原来会这样啊 So Da- song is pretending...
不过这和你解题有什么关系 But what's that got to do with your studies?
我只是说说而已 Well, I'm just saying.
好，既然这样 Sure, so in that sense,
你刚刚把多颂形容得挺有趣的 what you told me about Da- song was very interesting,
我们拿来练习英文写作好了 so let's write about it in English.
不过“假装”这个单字要用两次以上 And be sure to use the word 'pretend' at least twice.
老师，那我可以问一个问题吗 Then, can I ask you a question?
好 Sure.
今天来的杰西卡老师 That teacher Jessica.
真的是老师堂哥系上的学妹吗 Is she really your cousin's classmate?
什么意思 What do you mean?
杰西卡是你女朋友吧 She's your girlfriend, right?
怎么可能，我今天第一次见到她 No way... I just met her today.
杰西卡老师很漂亮吧 Jessica's really pretty. isn't she?
你没兴趣吗 Aren't you interested?
你刚刚有看到她 You saw her?
是挺漂亮的，可以算是美女 Sure, she's pretty. She's a beautiful woman.
对 Yeah.
我就知道 I knew it.
你对她有兴趣 So you are interested.
多蕙 Da- hye...
如果把杰西卡老师比喻成玫瑰 So, if we can compare Jessica to a rose,
那多蕙你就是 then you are...
- 解题好了 - 是 - Let's study. - Yes.
他无法乖乖坐着，请谅解 Please understand that my boy has trouble keeping still.
是 I understand.
多颂 Da- song!
多颂，起来 Da- song, get up!
多颂，快起来 Come on, Da- song!
竟然在屁股 In your butt...
- 多颂妈妈，麻烦你出去 - 什么 - Madame, please leave us. - What?
我不在家长面前授课 I never teach with a parent in the room.
可是今天是第一天，你也看到他 But today is our first day, and as you can see, he's...
请下楼 Wait downstairs.
朴多颂 Park Da- song?
多颂 Da- song!
太太 Madame?
请问要喝一点梅子汁吗 Want some plum extract?
什么 What?
加点蜂蜜，让你放松 It's mixed with honey. To ease your tension.
那太好了 Yeah, that would be great.
- 那个 - 是 - Hey. - Yes?
这样好了 I've got an idea.
你准备两杯，送到多颂房间 Take two glasses of plum extract to Da- song's room.
你又不是家长，当然可以进去 You're not a parent, so you can go in!
也是 Oh, that's right!
那我再告诉你里面的情况 Then I'll report back on what's going on in there...
早该这么做了 Why didn't I think of it earlier?
怎么了 What?
下楼了吗 They came out?
对 Yeah.
这么快就结束了 So you're done already?
多颂妈妈请过来这边坐一下 Madame. Come sit next to me.
多颂你先上去 Da- song, go upstairs.
快点上去 Hurry up!
这是多颂刚刚画的 Da- son just painted this.
是 I see...
我想和多颂妈妈单独谈谈 I'd rather speak with Madame alone.
这一位是我们的 Oh, but she is...
不，麻烦离开 No, leave us.
我刚刚有提过 Madame, I told you
我主修艺术心理学和艺术治疗吧 I study art psychology and art therapy?
是 Yes.
请问多颂一年级时发生过什么事吗 Did anything happen to Da- song in first grade?
我就直说了 To be frank,
为了判断是否可以教多颂 before I decide whether to take on Da- song,
我必须知道这件事 I need to hear about this.
不过这么突然不太方便 But this is hard for me to talk about right now.
怎么办呢 What to do?
没关系 Never mind, then.
通常画的右下方称为“思觉失调症区” The lower- right region of a painting is called the "schizophrenia zone".
很常表现出精神方面的症状 Psychotic symptoms often reveal themselves here.
思觉失调 Oh, phrenia...
请看这里 Look here.
多颂画了特别的形状吧 Da- song painted this unusual shape, right?
是 I see.
那个也是，那也一样吧 Over there, it's the same! It's the same, right?
是，没有错 Yes, that's correct.
同样的区域，差不多的形状 A similar shape in the same zone.
现在看出来了吗 You see it now?
是 Yes.
每天吃饭都看着他的画 I've stared at that painting at every meal!
我却什么都不知道 But I had no idea.
请冷静下来，沉着一点 Calm down. Let's compose ourselves.
这些都是多颂心里的黑盒子 This is all a black box into Da- song's mind.
你愿意和我一起打开黑盒子吗 Would you like to open that box with me, Madame?
我想打开，老师 I want to open it.
那就需要每个一二四五，每次上课两小时 Then we'll need 4 two- hour sessions per week,
这不是单纯的家教，而是艺术治疗 and this is not simple tutoring, it's art therapy, right?
当然 Of course.
因为我的钟点费会比较高 Because of that my rate is set at a very high level.
你没问题吗 Are you okay with that?
是我该谢谢老师 It's my pleasure.
孩子的爸好像回来了 Da- songs dad is home.
老公，这位是多颂新来的美术老师 Honey, Da- song's new art teacher is here.
杰西卡老师，来自伊利诺伊州 Her name's Jessica, from Illinois.
杰西卡，这是东翊 Jessica! This is Dong- ik.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello. - Hi.
多颂就拜托你了 Thanks for your help.
已经上完课了吗 Class is over?
对，刚上完 Yes, just finished.
- 尹司机 - 是 - Driver Yoon. - Yes?
- 你有空吗 - 是 - Are you free? - Yes, I am.
那就送老师回去好了 Then give her a lift, okay?
也是，晚上一个人走不太好 Sure, we don't want her going down alone at night, right?
是的 Of course.
杰西卡老师 Miss Jessica?
既然都送了，直接送你回家好吗 Shall I drive you all the way home, then?
- 请问你住哪里 - 不用了 - Which neighborhood? - No. that's fine.
送我到惠化地铁站就好 You can just drop me off at Hyehwa station.
谢谢 Thank you.
就算很远也没关系 I don't mind if it's far away.
- 反正我已经下班了 - 我要在惠化站下车 - My shift is finished, anyway. - I'll get off at Hyehwa.
好像快下雨了 Looks like it's going to rain.
别搭地铁，搭奔驰好吗 Ride the Benz, not the subway!
我和男友约在三号出口见面 I'm meeting my boyfriend at exit 3 of Hyehwa Station!
是 Yes.
爸你以前当代驾，常开奔驰吗 Dad, when you worked as a driver, did you drive a lot of Benzes?
我在大峙洞代客泊车的时候比较常开 Benzes? Not then, but I did when I worked as a valet.
老爸也做过代客泊车啊 You worked as a valet?
没错，在炸鸡店倒闭后 Sure, after the chicken place went bust,
卖台湾古早味蛋糕之前 before the Taiwan cake shop,
大概有六个月吧 in that 6- month window?
不对，古早味蛋糕店倒闭后才泊车 No, it was after the cake shop went bust.
我们要进行下个阶段了吗 We're moving to the next stage already?
我已经在奔驰里设好圈套了 I set a trap in the Benz.
那就开始进行 Then we're diving right in.
这里真的很有象征意义 Wow this is so metaphorical.
爸，我们刚好在司机餐厅吃饭呢 Look Dad, we're eating in a driver's cafeteria right now!
就是啊，在司机餐厅 Right, a driver's cafeteria!
你们多吃一点 Eat as much as you want, kids.
你抢什么功劳，明明是孩子请吃饭 You didn't even pay for it. they did!
儿子，多吃点 Son, have some more. Eat up!
好 Yes, Dad.
多吃一点 Eat your fill!
你昨天对那位贵妇做了什么 What did you do to that woman yesterday?
什么 What?
她没在开玩笑的 She was freaking out.
一直说很感动，很震惊 Saying she was so moved, you put her in shock.
操，我也不知道 Fuck. I don't know!
我只是搜寻艺术治疗，把资料背出来 I googled "art therapy". and ad- libbed the rest.
她就一直掉泪 Then suddenly she's weeping.
真是疯婆子，害我不知所措 Crazy bitch, I couldn't believe it.
你回来啦 Oh, you're home?
吃过饭了吗 Did you eat yet?
发生什么事了吗 Is something wrong?
阿姨出门了吧 Is the housekeeper out?
对，她去遛狗 She's walking the dogs.
老婆 Honey.
我在汽车座椅下找到这个 This was under my car seat.
尹司机这个疯子 Driver Yoon is such a scumbag.
这是什么 What is this?
老公，对不起 I'm sorry, honey.
我不知道尹司机是这种人 I didn't know he was this kind of guy.
你给他的薪水不是挺好的吗 Don't you pay him well?
难道这家伙不去开房间是为了省钱 Is he saving up by not paying for a motel?
可能是变态吧 He must be a pervert.
比起摩铁更喜欢在车上 He likes it in the car.
脏死了，怎么可以在老板车子里 Oh, that's gross. In his boss' car!
年轻人私下有性生活不是问题 A young guy's sex life is his own business, that's all fine.
为什么偏偏在我的车子里 But why in my car?
要做在自己的前座就好 And if so, why not in his seat?
为什么要逾越界线 Why cross the line like that?
就是啊 You're right.
非得把精液滴在我的位置才爽吗 Does dripping his sperm on my seat turn him on?
就是说啊 I can't believe this.
你知道最诡异的是什么吗 But you know what's strangest of all?
什么 What?
通常车震时 Usually if you have car sex,
应该会掉头发或耳环什么的 you might leave behind a strand of hair, or an earring.
没错 Right.
但怎么会掉内裤呢 But how can you forget your own panties?
就是啊，怎么想都不可能 That's right. It's hard to overlook.
所以我怀疑那个女人的状态 So it makes me quite suspicious of this woman's condition.
你懂我的意思吗 You get me?
天哪，冰毒，可卡因 Oh my... meth or cocaine?
嘘，孩子会听到 Shh! The kids...
那怎么办 What do we do?
万一车子里查出白色粉末就糟糕了 What if anyone finds white powder in your car?
老婆，冷静一点 Calm down, relax.
放轻松 Relax.
刚刚只是推测，合理怀疑而已 For now it's just supposition. A rational guess.
没有必要报警 But no need to call the police.
那当然 Not that!
更何况我这个大忙人质问他 Still, for a busy man like me to ask,
“你干嘛在我车里打炮”也很可笑 "Why are you fucking in my car?"
确实很可笑 Exactly.
所以说 So instead...
你找个藉口，低调地解雇他好吗 Can you just invent some bland excuse to let him go?
好，知道了 Okay sure.
不要提到内裤或车震的事 No need to mention panties or car sex.
我们没必要降低格调，不是吗 We don't need to stoop to that level, do we?
就是啊 Surely not!
不过他会不会上网投诉我们 But what if he goes online and accuses us...
你就多付一点遣散费 Just give him a good severance.
结束了吗，今天多颂乖吗 How was Da- song today?
是，还不错 He was fine.
- 上完课了吗 - 对 - So class is finished? - Yes.
老师，上次你来上课 Jessica, the last time you came,
尹司机送你回去那天 our driver gave you a ride, right?
是 That's right.
这么问有点怪 This may be an odd question,
但那天没发生什么事吧 but nothing happened then?
没事，他非常亲切 No, he was very nice.
我说到惠化地铁站就好 I told him to go to Hyehwa Station,
但他坚持想送我回家 but he insisted on driving me home.
那家伙这么晚竟然想去你家 That jerk! He took you home late at night?
所以他知道老师家住哪 Revealing where you live?
没有，我在惠化站下车了 No, I got off at Hyehwa.
好险，太好了 Oh, good girl. Very good.
杰西卡很棒 Jessica nice...
他怎么了吗 Did something happen with him?
总之，发生不太好的事被解雇了 He won't be working for us any more. A slightly shameful incident.
什么事 What incident?
老师不用知道这些 Oh, you don't need to know.
好意外，他看起来很绅士也很酷 But I'm surprised. He was so gentlemanly and cool.
杰西卡，你太年轻单纯了 Jessica, you're too young and innocent!
你见过的人太少了 You have a lot to learn about people.
虽然我们本来也觉得年轻司机不错 But we were excited to have such a young, hip driver, too.
司机还是年长一点比较好吧 But isn't an older driver better?
的确是，开车技术好也更稳重 That's true. They drive better, have better manners.
在我大伯家工作的司机就是那样 My father's brother had a driver just like that.
他叫金司机，人很温柔稳重 Mr. Kim. He was so congenial and nice,
我小时候都叫他叔叔 I used to call him Uncle when I was young.
你认识那样的人吗 You know a man like that?
对，个性真的很好 Yes, he was so mild- mannered.
不过我大伯最近调到芝加哥 Oh, but my relatives relocated to Chicago.
金司机好像没工作了 I wonder if Mr. Kim's free now?
我很有兴趣，可以安排见面吗 I'm really interested! Could I meet him?
真的吗 Really?
我现在不太相信别人 I don't trust anyone now.
不是熟人推荐，我无法信任 I only trust someone recommended by a person I know well.
杰西卡老师从小认识的人 But if you've known him so long,
听起来就很放心 I'd feel much more at ease.
到家了
真的要见他吗 Do you really want to meet him?
我非常认真 I'm deadly serious.
我觉得透过信任的人介绍最好 This chain of recommendations is best.
就像是什么呢 How should I describe it?
信任锁链 A belt of trust?
不是这个，是这个 - This one's different. - Here.
没错 Oh, right.
还有这里 And this one.
这个好像是触控的 Looks like a touch screen now.
不是触控，要用转的才行 It's not touch, it says you have to turn it.
这真是的 Wow, this thing?
先生 Sir?
你在里面的时间有点久呢 Taking our time, are we?
这辆车真不错 This is a nice car.
在这里，过来 This is en it! Come over here.
他正在开会 He's in a meeting now.
请你坐在这里等他 Have a seat and wait here.
你好，初次见面 Hello, nice to meet...
这个和手机相容吗 But is it compatible with a phone?
不行，因为需要更高阶的运算能力 Oh, not with a phone. You need more computing power.
这不算试乘，你不用那么紧张 This isn't any sort of test, so don't be nervous.
一整天工作太闷了想透透气 I was worn out at the office, so I came out for a bit.
是，我了解 I understand.
整天面对人一定很累吧 Constant chatter, all that bother.
至少在车子里，请享受宁静 At least the car is peaceful.
谢谢 Thank you.
你似乎对路很熟 You seem to know the road well?
三十八度线以南的大街小巷都没问题 Anything below the 38th parallel.
毕竟我也开了三十年的车 After 30 years behind the wheel, the car almost drives itself.
我很尊敬长年在同个领域工作的人 I respect those who work in one field for a long time.
其实这个职业很单纯 Well, to be honest this is a simple vocation.
我载着一家之主 But... the head of a household,
公司老板 the leader of a company?
或只是孤独的男人 Or else just a lonely man
我每天早上和这个人一起上路 setting off on the road each morning...
就像某种陪伴 It's companionship of a sort,
我以这样的心情度过每一天 so that's how I've approached each day.
时间过的真快呢 The years sure pass quickly.
你的转弯技术果然很纯熟 Sure enough, your cornering is excellent.
看起来简单，却是基本功 Well, it may look simple, but it's one of the fundamentals.
她看起来很随和，其实是老狐狸 She may look like a sheep, but inside, she's a fox.
有时候还把这房子当自己家 Sometimes she acts like she owns the house.
没错 Right.
在所有人当中，她住在那里最久 Of all the people in that house, she's lived there the longest.
她是前屋主南宫贤子老师的帮佣 She was housekeeper to the architect Namgoong,
接着继续做多蕙家的帮佣 but then she went on to work for this family.
南宫贤子老师搬家时 When the architect moved out,
把她介绍给朴社长夫妇 he introduced this woman to Park's family,
还说“她真的持家有方，请聘用她” telling them, "This is a great housekeeper, you should hire her."
屋主换了，帮佣却没换 So she survived a change of ownership.
她死守着这份好工作 She won't give up good job easily.
想除掉那种女人，我们要有所准备 To extract a woman like that, we need to prepare well.
没错，需要好好计划 Right, we need a plan.
我想吃水蜜桃，最喜欢水蜜桃了 I want to eat peaches. I like peaches best.
怎么不叫阿姨准备 Why not ask for some?
我们家不能吃水蜜桃，那是禁忌 No peaches at our house. It's a forbidden fruit.
所以，根据多蕙的说法 So according to what Da- hye told me,
阿姨对水蜜桃严重过敏 she's got a massively serious allergy to peaches.
你们知道水蜜桃外表都是毛吧 You know that fuzz on a peach's skin?
只要一靠近，全身就会起红疹 If she's anywhere near it, she gets a full body rash,
出现呼吸严重，气喘等严重症状，精神崩溃 has trouble breathing, asthma, a total meltdown!
不是，家里没有水蜜桃 No no, there weren't any peaches anywhere.
对，就是呀 That's what I'm saying!
通常出现这种症状 Usually when I get symptoms like this,
我就会立刻回房吃药 I run to my room and take my medicine,
因为突然发作 but it was so sudden,
一阵慌乱中不知道把药放哪里了 I wasn't sure where I left it.
太太，请问后面这一位 Madame, this woman behind me, is that?
是我们家的阿姨 Oh, it's our housekeeper!
真的是她，怎么办呢 So it's true. Oh, how sad.
我原本不太确定是不是她 I wasn't sure if that was really her.
我在客厅见过一两次而已 I've only seen her a couple times in the living room.
这在医院拍的吗 This was in the hospital?
我前两天去医院做健康检查 A few days ago I went for my annual medical exam.
我自拍要传照片给我老婆 I took a selfie for my wife,
没想到拍到她在我后面 and there she was behind me.
她正在讲电话吗 Is she talking on the phone there?
我不是故意听她讲电话的 Anyway. I wasn't trying to eavesdrop...
不是故意听她讲电话的 I wasn't trying to eavesdrop...
可是因为听到一些内容 but her words came through clearly!
- 不自觉就听下去 - 停 - So I couldn't help but.. - Cut, cut!
爸爸，你的情绪太高涨了 Dad, your emotions are up to here.
现在降到这里好吗 Bring them down to about there.
不自觉，就听下去了 ...so I couldn't help but overhear.
用意有所指的方式 Keep it focused!
再次强调我不是故意偷听 What I'm trying to say is, it's just that,
阿姨的嗓门真的很大 your housekeeper's voice is quite loud, you know?
没关系，你说说看 I understand, it's all right. Just tell me, okay?
她说她罹患开放性肺结核 She said she got diagnosed with active TB,
对着电话里的人一直吼 and she was shouting on the phone,
气到整个人有点失控 so upset she could barely control herself!
肺结核，不会吧 Tuberculosis? Come on...
我亲耳听到她说得了肺结核 It's true, she phoned someone saying she had active TB.
现在还有人得肺结核吗 Do people still get TB?
爸爸 Dad...
以前圣诞节不是会买防痨邮票吗 Back in the day, people used to buy Christmas Seals, right?
听起来很像旧时代的事吧 Feels like a bygone era.
不过请你搜索看看 But I saw it on the internet.
韩国目前是经合组织国里肺结核第一位 Korea has the #1 rate of TB of all the OECD countries.
我看阿姨一直装没事继续工作 But she's still working, as if nothing's wrong.
家里还有多颂这样的小孩 With a kid like Da- song in the house.
家里还有多颂这样的小孩 So you've got a young kid like Da- song in the house,
肺结核病人却在厨房 and a TB patient is doing dishes,
煮饭，喷口水 cooking, spraying spittle...
不要再说了 Stop it, please!
爸爸，三分钟后到家 Dad: arriving in 3 mins.
如果有机会用上这个就太棒了 If you get the chance, this'll be icing on the cake.
社长太太 Madame
请到二楼温暖室 2nd floor sauna room.
别让阿姨知道 Don't let anyone know
- 请坐 - 是 - Have a seat. - Yes.
金司机 Mr. Kim.
今天的事请不要告诉我先生好吗 Please don't tell any of this to my husband, okay?
好的 Understood.
肺结核病人在家里的事传到他耳朵里 If he hears I brought a TB patient to our home,
我一定会被碎尸万段 I'll be hanged and quartered!
太太，请不用担心 Don't worry, Madame.
虽然很冒昧，但我还是想澄清 And if I may presume to say one thing.
我和那位阿姨没有私人恩怨 I have no feelings against that woman.
我只是站在公共卫生的立场上 I felt I had to speak up for the sake of
感觉告诉你比较好 public health and hygiene.
不是想要打小报告 But this could be seen as snitching or...
这你请不用担心 Don't you worry.
我不会跟阿姨提到肺结核的事 I won't mention the TB.
我会找别的藉口解雇她 I'll just make up some excuse to dismiss her.
简单且低调地解雇 Simply and quietly.
经验告诉我，这么做最好 It's a proven method. That's the best.
是，这样的话 Okay, then.
那个，你洗手了吗 Have you... washed your hands?
金司机 Mr. Kim,
你知道哪里的炖牛排骨好吃吗 do you know a good braised ribs place?
不要太远，这附近的就行 Somewhere close by.
是 Sure.
- 吃完晚餐再回去吗 - 没错 - Then you'll be eating out? - That's right.
今天怎么特别想吃炖牛排骨呢 Why such a craving for braised ribs today?
原本的阿姨很会做炖牛排骨 Our old housekeeper made delicious ribs.
那个前几天离职的人吗 The one who quit this week?
我老婆不告诉我她为什么不做了 My wife wouldn't even tell me why she quit.
再找人并不难 Sure, it's easy enough to hire a new one.
不过还是很可惜，她真的很不错 Still, it's a shame. She was a great housekeeper
是 I see.
把家里打理得很好 She kept the house in great shape,
而且做事很懂得拿捏分寸 and she knew never to cross the line.
我最讨厌逾越界线的人 I can't stand people who cross the line.
缺点大概只有一个 Perhaps just one weak point?
吃太多 Eating too much.
听说每天吃两人份的饭 She always ate enough for two.
但她相对也做很多事 But considering all the work she did...
那么要快点找新人打理家里了 Then you better find someone new. A new housekeeper.
真的很困扰 We're in trouble now.
一个星期后，家里就会变成垃圾场 In a week, our house will be a trash can.
我的衣服会发出臭味 My clothes will start to smell.
多颂妈妈本来就不太会做家事 My wife has no talent for housework.
不会打扫，做菜也很难吃 She's bad at cleaning, and her cooking's awful.
不过还是爱她吧 Still, you love her, right?
那当然，我爱她 Of course. I love her.
那就是爱吧 We'll call it love.
那要不要试试看这个 Then would this help?
“关照”，这是什么 The Care? What is this?
我也是最近才知道这间公司 I just recently found out about them.
该怎么说呢，他们是会员制 How to describe it? It's like a membership service.
公司针对你这种VIP客人 The company provides veteran- grade
提供资深级的服务 help to VIP customers such as you.
派遣帮佣，看护或者我这种司机 For example maids, caregivers. or drivers like myself.
光看名片就很高级 You can tell from the card they're high- class.
很有设计感 Cool design.
那金司机怎么知道这间公司的 Then how do you know about this company?
他们主动跟我联系，因为我也是资深司机 They contacted me as a veteran- grade driver.
算是一种挖角 You might say they scouted me?
但他们联络时，我已经约好和你面试 But when their call came I had already arranged to meet with you.
原来如此 I see...
拒绝这种知名企业而选择我的恩惠 You turned down this famous company to work for me.
我永生难忘 I won't forget that.
去你的王八蛋 Son of a bitch!
我直接把名片给我老婆就可以了 Anyway, I can give this card to my wife, right?
是，希望能帮上忙 Yes, that's why I brought it up.
不用提到我的事情 No need to mention me.
你就说是亲自打听的公司 You can tell her you found the company yourself.
我知道了 Sure.
多亏你，我可以趁机表现一下 Thanks to you I can play the good husband.
背面有联络电话 On the back, there's a number for consultations.
可以先打去谘询 Tell her to call there...
看前面 Eyes on the road!
你好，我是“关照”公司顾问吕明善 Hello, this is Senior Advisor Yeo of The Care.
喂，是“关照”公司吗 Yes, this is The Care's main office?
是 Yes.
这孩子当诈骗集团一定赚大钱 If she wanted, she'd be a fucking great con artist.
声音很好听吧，像我 Isn't her voice tone great? Takes after me.
我听说你们是会员制 From what I've heard, it's a full membership service?
是，你现在还不是会员吧 So you're not currently a member, I assume?
是，我该怎么加入呢 That's right, What steps do I need to take?
要麻烦你准备一些资料 We'll just need to receive a few documents from you.
请问现在有纸笔吗 Are you ready to write this down?
户籍誊本，身份证复印件 Your family register, citizenship ID cards...
为了确认收入的所得证明文件 documents to prove your income level,
土地证等等 i.e the title to your property, etc.
- 土地证吗 - 是 - Our property title? - Yes.
哇，是水蜜桃 Wow, peaches!
凯文老师也多吃一点 You have some too, Mr. Kevin.
是 Thank you.
阿姨，以后请放在门口 Leave it outside the door next time.
- 敲门就好 - 是 - And knock! - Yes.
上课中绝对不要进来 No entering during my lesson!
是 Yes, miss!
朴多颂 Park Da- song!
爸爸回来了 Daddy!
你在哪里 Where are you?
爸爸 Daddy!
我的儿子 Son!
无线对讲机呢 Walkie talkies!
无线对讲机 Walkie talkies!
你喜欢爸爸还是无线对讲机 Who do you like better, your dad or the walkie talkie?
你还在上课，怎么可以跑出来 Da- song, how could you run out from your lesson?
你那么忙，什么时候买的 When did you buy all this?
小事一桩 It's no big deal.
嗯 Huh?
怎么了 What is it?
他又怎么了 What's he doing now?
多颂，够了 Da- song, don't do that!
一样，他们有一样的味道 It's the same! They smell the same!
你在说什么，快回去，老师在等 What are you talking about? Go up to Jessica.
杰西卡老师的味道也差不多 Jessica smells like that, too.
那我们该用不同的肥皂吗 So do we all need to use different soap, now?
爸爸，洗衣粉也该用不同的吧 Dad, we'll need to use different laundry soap, too.
柔软精也是 And fabric softener.
要我分四次洗衣服是吗 You mean doing four separate loads of laundry each time?
不是那个问题 That's not it.
这是半地下室房间的味道 It's the semi- basement smell.
要离开这里才能摆脱那个味道 We need to leave this home to lose the smell.
总之这算是幸福的烦恼吧 Anyway, aren't we fortunate to be worrying about things like this?
没错 Sure.
一个警卫职缺 In an age like ours,
都有五百名大学毕业生应征的时代 when an opening for a security guard attracts 500 university graduates.
我们却全家都找到工作 Our entire family got hired!
爸爸说的没错 That's right, Dad!
把我们四个的薪水加起来 If we put our 4 salaries together?
他们每个月要付我们很多钱 The amount of cash coming from that house into ours is immense!
为伟大的朴社长献上无尽感谢吧 Let's offer a prayer of gratitude to the great Mr. Park.
还有敏赫 And to Min!
你有这么棒的朋友 Ki- woo, that friend of yours turned into such a fine guy,
多亏他我们才能 and thanks to him we're all...
妈的，又来了 Fuck, not again!
你死定了 That asshole's dead.
金基宇，今天是男子汉喔 Ki- woo's on the rampage!
别太狠 Don't overdo it!
用这个就好 Use this instead.
混蛋 Damn you!
清醒一点 Get a fucking grip!
清醒一点 Get a grip!
哇 Wow!
简直快淹水了 It's a deluge!
现在天气晴完毕，少许云朵移动中 Current weather is clear, over. The clouds are moving.
不过不是乌云，完毕 But they're not rain clouds, over.
收到，完毕 I hear you, over.
现在你姐姐嘴巴嘟嘟 Currently your sister's lip is pouting
简直就像鸭子 like a duck's bill.
朴多蕙的脸超臭，完毕 She's super annoyed, over.
我不能留在家里念英文吗 Can't I stay home and study English?
把凯文老师找过来 And call Kevin?
都要出发了，别闹脾气 Hey! Don't make a scene just as we're leaving.
开心一点好吗 If we have to go, let's have fun.
多蕙，这不是一般露营 Da- hye, this is no ordinary camping trip.
就是说啊 That's right!
你是姐姐，怎么能缺席弟弟的生日 How could you miss your brother's birthday?
绝对不行 No way!
爸爸这么忙都空出时间了 Even your busy father is taking time off to go.
不去你会后悔的，知道吗 Right! If you don't go, you'll regret it!
对了，你知道投影机吧 Oh, right. You know the beam projector?
放电影用的吗 The outdoor theater?
对，帮我打包户外用投影机 Right, bring the outdoor beam projector.
是 Yes.
顺便帮我拿多颂的露营用雨衣 And look for Da- song's camping raincoat.
如果下雨他更开心 He loves it when it rains.
你记得吧，这是珠妮，贝里和噗噗 You remember now? Zoonie, Berry, and Fofoo.
珠妮和贝里一定要吃这个 Zoome and Berry get this.
是，“自然平衡经典超级版” Yes, Natural Balance Original Ultra.
没错，还有噗噗 Right, and for Foofoo...
要吃日本鱼板 Kam- kamaboko. Japanese crab sticks.
是 Yes.
珠妮跑步时绳子放长一点 When you walk Zoonie, give him a long leash.
珠妮喜欢四处跑跳才开心 He needs to run around to feel happy.
这只狗就跟多颂一样 He's like the canine version of Da- song!
儿子 Son!
你为什么在外面躺着 Why are you lying down outside?
外面不热吗 Isn't he hot out there?
我躺在家里看天空 I'm gazing at the sky from home.
很享受 It's so great.
妈妈，要喝水吗 Mom, want some water?
有气泡水吧 There's sparkling, right?
基婷，你要喝水吗 Ki- jung, some water?
真是心有灵犀，谢谢 Telepathy... thank you.
哇 Whoa.
竟然有各式各样的酒 Wow, all these varieties or alcohol.
爸爸，我帮你特调一杯 Dad! Let me add another to the mix!
挺有格调的 This is pretty classy.
外面下着雨，我们喝着威士忌 Rain falling on the lawn, as we sip our whiskey...
儿子，那本黄色的是什么 Ki- woo, what's that yellow notebook you've been carrying?
这个吗，多蕙的日记 This? It's Da- hye's diary.
日记 Her diary?
真可恶，你为什么偷看她的日记 What a scumbag. How could you read her diary?
为了更深入地了解彼此 Just so we can understand each other deeper.
发神经，你们在交往吗 Fuck, are you two dating?
我是认真的，她也很喜欢我 I'm serious. She really likes me too.
不久之前 Awhile back...
没事 Never mind.
等她上大学，我想正式跟她交往 When she enters university. I'll officially ask her out.
我是认真的 Seriously.
儿子啊 My son!
未来这里就会变成你老婆的娘家 Then this house will be your in- laws' house?
没错 That's right.
那我现在是在帮亲家洗碗吗 Fuck, then I'm washing dishes at my daughter- in- law's?
没错，帮亲家公洗内裤，帮媳妇洗袜子 Sure, washing your daughter- in- law's socks!
我挺喜欢她的，文文静静 I like her. She's a good kid.
人漂亮，似乎也没学坏 She's pretty, but she's not wild.
既然都说到这了 Well, now that we're daydreaming...
万一我真的跟多蕙结婚 If Da- hye and I marry,
我会找演员来代替爸妈 we can bring in actors to be my mom and dad.
你看她 Look at her.
去年在多少婚礼上打工乔装宾客 She got so many jobs acting in weddings last year.
我甚至拿到不认识的新娘的捧花 even caught the bouquet from a bitch I've never met.
拿到捧花还加薪十美元 If you get the bouquet, they pay an extra $10.
难怪你的演技进步这么多 That's how your acting got so good!
除了我们演技好之外 Acting is one thing,
这一家人是真的很好骗吧 but this family is so gullible, right?
尤其是太太 The madame especially.
没错没错 You said it.
太太人很单纯又善良 She's so naive, and nice.
有钱却很善良 She's rich, but still nice.
不是“有钱却很善良” Not "rich, but still nice."
是“有钱所以善良”，懂吗 "Nice because she's rich." You know?
如果我有这些钱的话 Hell, if I had all this money.
我也会很善良 I'd be nice too!
超级善良 Even nicer!
没错，你妈说的对 That's true. Your mom's right.
有钱人本来就很单纯，没烦恼 Rich people are naive. No resentments.
有钱人家的小孩连衣服都没有褶皱 No creases on them.
钱就是熨斗，把一切都烫平了 It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron.
所有褶皱都被烫得平平的 Those creases all get smoothed out.
基宇 Hey, Ki- woo.
那个人叫尹司机，是吧 You know that driver, Yoon? Was it Yoon?
原本帮这个家开车的人 The driver before me.
对，尹司机 Yeah, Yoon.
他应该在别的地方找到工作了吧 He must be working somewhere else now, right?
对啦，应该吧 Sure, he must be.
他年轻，长得又帅 He's young, got a nice physique.
应该找到更好的老板了吧 He must've found a better job.
真是的 Fucking hell!
她又怎么了 What's with her now?
我们的问题最大条，先顾好自己吧 We're the ones who need help. Worry about us, okay?
爸爸 Dad! Come on, Dad!
担心我们自己就好，可以吗 Just focus on us, okay? On us!
不要管尹司机，关心我就好 Not Driver Yoon, but me, please.
真会挑时间 Awesome timing, huh?
基婷发飙，闪电发威 She speaks, and the lightning crashes!
杰西卡，干杯 Hey, Jessica. Cheers.
我刚刚上楼，你刚好在泡澡 Hey, when I went up before, and you were in the bath...
所以呢 What about it?
该怎么说呢，觉得很适合你 How to put it? You fit in here.
你跟这豪宅很搭，哪像我们 This rich house suits you. Not like us.
放屁 Fuck off.
真的 I'm serious!
爸，她刚刚 Dad, before...
躺在浴缸里看电视 She was lying back in the tub, watching TV.
就像在这里住了很久一样 Like she's lived here for years.
那我问你，基婷 Speaking of which,
假如这个房子变成我们的 if this became our house,
我们住在这里的话，你想住哪一间 if we lived here, which room would you want?
南宫贤子老师的这栋杰作，你最喜欢哪个地方 What room in this masterwork by the great Namgoong?
妈的，我不知道啦 Fuck, I don't know.
你先让我住，我再来考虑 Get me the house first. Then I'll think about it.
我们现在不就在这里了吗 We live here now, don't we?
像这样在客厅大口喝酒 Getting drunk in the living room.
没错，我们住在这里 Right, we live here. Why not?
现在这是我们的家，很温馨吧 This is our home right now. It's cosy.
温馨，你觉得温馨是吗 Cosy? Are you feeling cosy?
好啊，假如朴社长突然回来了 Sure, but suppose Park walked through that door now.
你这个人呢 What about your dad?
会立刻像蟑螂一样躲起来吧 He'd run and hide like a cockroach.
孩子们，你们知道家里 Kids, you know at our house,
半夜只要开灯，蟑螂就会全部躲起来 when you turn on the light, and the cockroaches scatter?
听懂我的意思吧 You know what I mean?
去你的，我真的听不下去了 I'm getting fucking tired of this.
- 蟑螂 - 对 - A cockroach? - Yeah.
不要这样 Huh? What's wrong?
干嘛这样 What's the matter?
爸爸，不可以，你死定了 Dad, don't do that. You only live once.
什么嘛 What the hell?
吓到你们了吧 I fooled you! Didn't I?
爸爸真是的 Jesus, Dad.
基宇，你也被骗了吧 I fooled you too, Ki- woo?
不觉得很逼真吗 Did it look for real?
如果来真的，你就死定了 If it was for real, I'd fucking kill you.
什么，狗吃的 What is this? Fucking puppy.
这个时候怎么会有人来 Who is it at this hour'?
是谁 What is it?
她怎么会来 What's she doing here?
是之前那个阿姨没错吧 The old housekeeper?
她来干嘛 What's she here for?
怎么一直按个不停 She won't stop ringing it.
吵死人了 Raising a racket.
请问哪位 Who is it?
你好，我是 Oh, hello! I'm...
太太现在不在吧 The madame's not in, right?
什么 What?
我在这里工作很久 I worked here for a very long time.
荧幕上面有三只小狗的照片对吧 Above the monitor there, you see a photo of 3 dogs, right?
珍妮，贝里和噗噗 Zoome, Berry, Foofoo.
请问，这么晚了有什么事吗 I get it, but why are you here?
你是在我之后来的帮佣吧 You're my successor as housekeeper, right?
总之 Anyway...
这么晚了真的很抱歉 I'm very sorry to call on you so late.
没什么事 It's just that...
只是，我突然被赶出来 I forgot something in the basement under the kitchen.
忘了带走放在地下室的东西 When I left, they pushed me out so quickly...
可以让我进去吗 Would you let me in?
怎么办 What do we do?
这不在计划中 This isn't in the plan.
真的很对不起 Sorry for the trouble.
请进 This way.
啊谢谢 Yes, thank you.
你怎么走这边 You can put your raincoat...
马上马上，我马上就走 It'll just be a second.
真的很善良呢，还让我进来 Quite a meal there. That'll be a job to clean up.
但是你是来做什么的 But what did you leave below?
要一起下去看看吗 Want to come down with me?
不了，我对别人的事不感兴趣 Well, just go ahead.
你帮我推一推这个吧 Help me push this!
麻烦帮我拉一下，从那边 Pull it! From over there.
什么 What?
用力拉 Pull!
用力 Pull it hard!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
吓到你了吧 Did I scare you?
谢谢 Thank you!
谢谢你 Thank you.
老公 Honey!
怎么 What the hell?
喂 Hey!
老公 Honey!
阿姨 Wait!
我来看你了，老公 Honey, I'm here!
怎么了 What is all this?
老公 Honey!
老婆，我没事 Honey, I'm fine.
怎么没事 No you're not!
我说了我没事 I'm fine, really.
是，你没事 How can you say that?
可是我好饿啊 But I'm really hungry.
吸吧 Suck it!
你这是饿了几天 How many days has it been?
老公，别吃这个 You must've been so hungry!
没关系没关系 It's okay.
她是个好人，多亏了她把铁板拉着 She's a nice woman. She let me in.
我才进来的 There was an iron plate, for grilling meat.
真的帮我把那个拉着 It was wedged under the shelf.
怪不得 So that's why.
奇怪的是不管怎么说都没人相信呢 I couldn't open it from the inside.
这些都是什么呀 What's going on here?
难以置信这么荒唐吧 I know you must be startled.
那个，就算是我也会很慌张的 I would be too in this situation.
那个作为同事，有点没脸见人吧，忠淑姐 But as two fellow workers... Right, Chung- sook?
你怎么知道我的名字 How do you know my name?
其实是他们家的小儿子发短信给我 To be honest I'm still texting with the boy Da- song.
和家人一起野营 I knew they were going camping,
我知道他们去露营才来的 so I came today.
我想和姐单独聊聊 I wanted to speak to you alone.
聊一下 Talking about.
别担心，忠淑姐 Don't worry, Chung- sook.
我把家里的监视器都切断了 I cut the wire on the CCTV by the gate.
没人知道我来，姐，我干得不错吧 Nobody knows I came. Isn't that good, sis?
我们又不熟，别叫我姐 Don't call me sis!
姐，我叫雯光 Sis, my name is Moon- gwang.
他是我的老公吴勤世，打个招呼 This is my hubbie Oh Geun- sae. Say hello, honey.
真好吃，不过你的脸怎么了 This tastes great. What happened to your face?
那个等会儿再聊，吃根香蕉 I'll tell you later.
所以你在厨房工作室，偷拿东西 So you'd steal food every day while working in the kitchen.
来养你老公 Feeding your husband.
才不是，他吃的全都是我用薪水买的 Not at all! I bought all his food with my salary.
真是冤枉 That's so unfair!
不过你老公住在这里多久了 But how long has your husband been down here?
我想想，应该四年了吧 Hold on a sec. 4 years?
四年三个月又十七天 4 years, 3 months and 17 days.
对，现在是六月 Right, it's June now.
四年前南宫贤子老师搬去巴黎 Four years ago when Mr. Namgoong moved to Paris,
多颂他们家搬进来之前 in the time before Mr. Park's family moved in,
我把老公带进来住 I brought my husband down here.
这个地下室本来是有钱人家 Many rich houses have secret bunkers, where you can hide
为了躲避北韩进攻避难处 in case North Korea attacks,
或是讨债上门时躲藏的地方 or if creditors break in.
不过南宫贤子老师，似乎对这个设计感到羞耻 But it seems Mr. Namgoong was a bit embarrassed about this,
并没有告诉他们这个地下室的存在 because he never mentioned it to Mr. Park's family.
所以这里只有我知道 So only I know about it.
原来如此 So that's how it happened.
那怎么办，我已经知道了 But now that I know,
我只能打电话报警 I've no choice but to call the police!
姐，拜托 No please, sis!
都是有困难的人，不要这样，姐 As fellow members of the needy, please don't.
我没有困难 I'm not needy!
可是我们有啊 But we're needy!
我们没家，没钱，欠了一堆债 We've no house, no money, only debts!
姐，拜托 Sis, please!
像这样躲了四年，讨债的还不放弃 Even after 4 years of hiding, those debt collectors won't give up.
还在到处找他，威胁说要砍死他 They're still searching for him, threatening to stab him.
你借高利贷吗 You used loan sharks?
都是我的错 It's all my fault.
我开了台湾古早味蛋糕店 The Taiwan cake shop.
结果古早味蛋糕店倒闭后 My Taiwanese Wangshui castella shop went bust.
欠了一屁股债 I was overwhelmed by debt.
请收下这个 Please take this.
这是什么 What's that?
这不多，只是鼻屎般的小钱 It's not much, just a modest sum.
不过我每个月会拿给你 But we'll send it to you every month.
但请姐每两天 In return, just once every 2 days.
拿食物给他好吗 please leave him some food.
不，一周一次就好 No no, just once a week.
这里有冰箱，一周一次就好 There's a refrigerator here. Just once a week.
你们太夸张了，竟敢，我要报警 You've got some nerve! I'm calling the police.
姐 Sis!
怎么了 Who is that?
杰西卡 Wait... Jessica?
金司机 Mr. Kim?
这是怎么回事 What the hell?
爸爸，我的脚踝 Dad, my ankle!
还好吗，对不起 You okay? Sorry.
爸，我的脚 Dad, my foot.
你怎么可以叫我爸爸 Don't call me Dad!
我就觉得奇怪，尹司机怎么突然被解雇 I thought it was weird when the driver was fired.
喂 Hey.
- 阿姨，我们聊一下 - 你们是谁 - Let's talk things over. - What the hell?
全家都是诈骗集团吗 Are you some family of charlatans?
那个，妹妹啊 So, sis...
妹你个头，给我闭嘴，贱货 Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch!
我要把影片传给太太，怎么样啊 I'm gonna send this video to the madame, how about that?
爸爸，我的脚 Dad, my foot.
地下室应该没信号吧 No reception in the basement, right?
- 这里信号好得很 - 妈的 - The phone works fine. - Fuck.
阿姨，其实我们，是这里的工作太 Ma'am, to be honest, the jobs we have here...
闭嘴，我不想听，我豁出去了 Shut up! It's too late now!
大家一起去警局坐牢好了 Let's all go to jail!
我和你们拚个你死我活 We're fucking going down!
阿姨，你疯了吗 Lady, are you crazy?
朴社长夫妇看到这个影片，会有多震惊 If they see that video, Mr. Park and his wife will be so shocked!
他们那么善良无辜 What did those nice people ever do wrong?
不能这样对他们 Why do this to them?
不要过来 Stop right there!
不然我就按下传送 Or I'll push the 'send' button.
跟着我 Follow me.
阿姨，请冷静一点 Calm down, ma'am.
不要推我 Don't push!
上去吧，老公 Let's go up, honey.
你好久没呼吸新鲜空气了 Time for you to get some fresh air!
老婆，这简直就是导弹按钮 Honey, this 'send' button is like a missile launcher.
老公，你在说什么呀 What do you mean, honey?
他们怕你按下去，根本不敢动 If we threaten to push it. those people can't do anything.
简直就像北韩的导弹按钮 It's like a North Korean rocket. A North Korean missile button!
敬爱的最高领导人金正恩同志 Today our beloved Great Leader Kim Jong- un,
今日目睹了诈骗集团一家人的影片 after witnessing the charlatan family video,
看着他们邪恶卑鄙的挑衅之举 was unable to contain his shock and fury
忍不住惊愕和愤怒之情 at their wicked, despicable provocation!
老婆，好久没有听到这个了 I've missed your jokes, honey!
因此我们伟大的领袖 Therefore our Great Leader,
在推动韩半岛非核化的过程中 in this age of denuclearization,
决定把最后一颗核弹，朝着这奸诈一家人的嘴巴发射 has commanded that the nation's last remaining nuclear warhead
最终下达了这样的指示 be driven down the throats of this wicked family!
你的北韩笑话果然无人能及 No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you!
把他们令人作呕的五脏六腑，当做最后的核弹废弃场 With their stinking guts serving as the last nuclear graveyard,
终于实现非核化及世界和平，伟大的领袖金正恩同志 our Dear Leaders wish to denuclearize and bring world peace can...
还不给我好好听 Hands in the air, fuckers!
把手举高 Higher!
去你的一家人 You scumbag family.
老公 Husband?
老公 Husband.
老婆 Wife?
是 Yes.
儿子 Son?
是 Yes.
女儿 Daughter?
是 Yes.
真该死 You neanderthals.
你们除了喝酒，还会做什么 Is that all you can think to do, drink yourselves stupid?
在蕴含南宫老师艺术灵魂的客厅里 In this home suffused with Mr. Namgoong's creative spirit?
一群蠢蛋 You cretins!
你们懂什么是艺术吗 What do you know about art?
他们怎么可能会懂 What would they know?
在阳光洒落的日子里 When the sun was nice,
两个人沐浴在阳光下 we'd bask in those sunbeam, right?
就能感受到他的艺术气息 At such moments we could feel his artistic touch.
放手 Give it to me!
做得好，快删掉 Good job! Delete it!
小心，不要按错了 Careful, don't send it by accident.
你好 Hello?
阿姨，请问你会煮炸酱乌冬面吗 Listen, do you know how to make ram- don?
炸酱乌冬面 Ram- don?
那是多颂最爱吃的 Da- song likes ram- don more than anything.
现在开始煮水，时间应该刚好 If you boil the water now, the timing will be perfect.
冰箱有沙朗，也煮一下 There's sirloin in the fridge, add that too.
那么露营 Then, the camping...?
简直一团乱 My god, what a disaster.
溪水暴涨到露营区，大家都忙着收帐篷 The river overflowed and everyone was packing their tents,
多颂却吵着不想回家 but Da- song was crying and refusing to go home.
总之，回家立刻端出炸酱乌冬面 Anyway, ram- don as soon as we walk in, okay?
你们快到了吗 Then you're almost here?
导航说八分钟后抵达 8 minutes, according to the GPS.
八分钟后抵达 You arrive in 8 minutes...
挂电话立刻煮水，加油 Start boiling the water right away!
炸酱乌冬面是什么 What the hell is ram- don?
基宇，快一点 Move, quickly!
快点 Hurry!
炸酱泡面，乌冬泡面 Ramen/Udon.
爸，我搬不动 Dad, I can't drag her any further!
为什么要这样 What are you doing?
爸爸 Dad!
快上去，上楼帮忙 Go up quickly! Help upstairs.
喂，接着 Take this!
回来啦 Welcome home!
多颂，你看是炸酱乌冬面呢 Da- song, look! Let's eat ram- don!
多颂 Da- song!
太太 Madame!
炸酱乌冬面给你吃好了 Why don't you just eat the ram- don?
我吗 Shall I?
不，叫多颂爸吃好了 No, wait. I can give it to my husband.
里面还放了牛肉 There's sirloin in here.
牛肉煎熟了吧，七分熟 It's cooked through? Medium well done.
赚钱回来的朴社长，我爱你 Returning after a day's work... I love you so much, Mr. Park!
朴社长现在才下班，从公司回来 Home from the office, Mr. Park is off duty now.
赚钱回来的朴社长，我 Returning after a day's work... I love you so much, Mr. Park!
- 你在干嘛 - 闭嘴 - What are you doing? - Shut up!
老公，你要吃炸酱乌冬面吗 Honey, do you want some ram- don?
怎么，多颂不吃吗 Da- song doesn't want it?
对 No.
我很累，想上楼睡觉 No, I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
干嘛看我，我会不好意思 Why are you staring?
朴社长今天也供我吃供我住 Mr. Park, you feed me and house me.
我尊敬你 Respect!
你每天都这样 You do this every day?
没错，我还会奉上一整句感谢的话 Sure, I even send whole sentences to thank him.
大叔这把年纪应该知道吧 Someone of your age should know it.
知道什么 Know what?
摩斯密码 Morse Code.
那个感应灯总是乱闪 That sensor's going batty.
多颂是童军，一定看得懂 Da- song will know it, since he's a Scout.
你也觉得奇怪吧 It's ridiculous, right?
我们为什么对那孩子没辙 Running around. trying to please a kid.
他又不是皇太子 He's not some kind of prince.
他是最小的孩子，可以理解 He's the youngest. It's common.
请你体谅 Please understand.
多颂有点问题 Da- song's a bit... unwell.
正在接受创伤和艺术治疗 He's receiving trauma therapy and art therapy.
因为发生了一件事 There was an incident.
什么事 What incident?
请问大姐也相信鬼吗 Sis, you believe in ghosts, too?
多颂一年级时，在家里看到鬼 Da- song saw a ghost in the house when he was in 1st grade.
当时家里开庆生派对 He had a birthday party at home that day.
半夜大家都睡着了 Late that night, when everyone was sleeping,
多颂偷偷下来厨房开冰箱，把剩下的生日蛋糕拿出来 Da- song crept down to the kitchen and took the cake out.
那个蛋糕的鲜奶油真的很好吃 The whipped cream on that cake was amazing.
他可能躺在床上念念不忘吧 Even in bed, he couldn't stop thinking about it.
然后他坐在地上吃蛋糕 So Da- song was sitting, eating his cake...
突然一声尖叫，我赶紧跑下来 He screamed, and I ran downstairs,
结果他已经 and he was all...
翻白眼，全身抽搐，口吐白沫 his eyes rolled back in his head, convulsions, foam in his mouth.
你的孩子小时候曾经抽搐过吗 Have you ever seen a child have a seizure?
没有 No.
如果十五分钟内没处理就完蛋了 They need 15- minute treatment, or they're done for.
十五分钟内一定要送到急诊室 That's the time you have to reach an emergency room, 15 minutes.
你在这种地方也活得下去 How can you live in a place like this?
韩国那么多人住在地下 Well, lots of people live underground.
把半地下室也算进来，就更多了 Especially if you count semi- basements.
未来有什么打算，你没计划吧 What'll you do? You don't have a plan?
我在这里过得很舒服 I just feel comfortable here.
总觉得我就是在这里出生的 It feels like I was born here.
婚礼好像也是在这里举行的 Maybe I had my wedding here, too.
国民年金没我的份 As for the National Pension, I don't qualify.
老了至少能跟老婆恩爱过日子 In my old age, love will comfort me.
所以请让我继续住在这里 So please. Let me live down here.
总之 Anyway...
那时老公出差不在，我一个人真的很辛苦 My husband was away on business, so I had to deal with it all.
从那之后多颂的生日，我们都会出门去庆祝 Since then we've always gone out for his birthday.
去年在娘家，今年去露营 Last year my mother's house, this year, camping.
不过孩子他爸觉得没关系，认为孩子都是这样长大的 Da- song's dad says it's just a part of growing up.
还说住鬼屋，会赚大钱 They say a ghost in the house brings wealth.
不过，这几年事业确实很顺利 Actually, the money's been good recently.
幸好还活着 Thank god.
你们先呆在这里 Just stay here for now.
珍妮，怎么了 Zoonie, what's wrong?
下面有什么吗 Something under there?
到底是什么 What is it?
妈的 Damn it!
- 妈 - 嗯 - Mom! - Yeah?
- 你很过分耶 - 什么事 - How could you? - What?
我也喜欢吃炸酱乌冬面 I like ram- don too!
怎么连问都不问我一声 How could you not even ask me?
那是因为 Well...
多颂不吃，妈就问爸爸 Da- song didn't want it, so you asked Dad,
最后自己全部吃掉 then ate it yourself.
要不要叫阿姨再煮一份 Want her to make one?
谁吃不是重点 That's not the point!
- 别拿泡面小题大做 - 为什么不问我 - Stop fighting over ramen! - Why didn't you ask me?
别说了，快去睡觉 Oh, stop it! Just go to bed Go get changed.
过来 This way!
基婷呢 Ki- jung?
在下面，动作快 Under there! Hurry!
一，二，三 One, two, three! One two three!
多颂你在干嘛 Da- song?
站住，多颂 Da- song, cut it out!
他又来了，阿姨，请给我雨伞 He's gone crazy! Get an umbrella.
喂，朴多颂 Hey Park Da- song!
臭小子，他到底在干嘛 What a monster. What the hell is he doing?
多颂，快进来，现在几点了 Da- song, it's time for bed! You know how late it is?
给你 Here.
老婆，雨伞在这 Honey, here.
你到底像谁这么固执，雨这么大 Who do you take after to be so stubborn! Look at this rain!
天哪，凯文，多颂在院子里露营 OMG Kevin. Da- song camping in the yard.
第三频道有紧急情况 Hey, channel 3 for emergencies!
打开无线对讲机 Keep it turned on.
给我，多颂真是的 Let me have it. I can't believe him.
不管他，累了就会自己回来 Just leave him. He'll come in if he's tired.
- 别去，老婆 - 我们心在一起 - I want you here, honey. - I'm with you.
朴多蕙 Hey, Da- hye!
别一直滑手机，快上去睡觉 Stop using your phone. Go to bed.
阿姨回房睡吧，这里交给我们 Go sleep in your room. We'll take care of things.
这里是客厅，听得到吗 This is the living room, do you copy?
收到，完毕 Copy, over.
爸爸永远在这里待命，完毕 Daddy is standing by for emergencies, over.
知道了，完毕 Got it, over.
帐篷应该不会漏水吧 Is that tent going to leak?
那是美国制造，应该没问题 We ordered from the U.S., it'll be fine.
- 我们干脆睡沙发吧 - 什么 - Should we sleep here? - What?
从这里看得到帐篷 We've got a full view of the tent.
也是，这样比较放心 Good idea. I'll feel much better.
对吧 Right?
我们看着多颂睡觉好了 Let's watch over him as we sleep.
这小子真是的 What a kid...
等等 Wait a minute.
这里怎么会有那个味道 Where's that smell coming from?
什么味道 What smell?
金司机的味道 Mr. Kim's smell.
- 金司机 - 对 - Mr. Kim? - Yeah.
我没感觉 Not sure what you mean.
真的吗，你一定也闻过 Really? You must have smelled it.
在车内隐隐散发的味道，该怎么说呢 That smell that wafts through the car, how to describe it?
- 老人味吗 - 不是那种味道 - An old man's smell? - No no, it's not that.
那是什么 What is it?
葡萄干放久的味道 Like an old radish?
不是 No.
你知道你是什么时候有的吗 You know when you boil a rag?
听起来都差不多 It smells like that.
总体来说，每次他都几乎要越线了 Anyway, even though he always seems about to cross the line,
但最后都不会越线，还不错 he never does cross it. That's good.
- 这我承认 - 我也是 - I'll give him credit. - Yeah.
不过到底还是越线了 But that smell crosses the line.
不知道会不会变得善良一点 It powers through right into the back seat.
到底是什么味道 How bad can it be?
不知道 I don't know.
总之难以形容 It's hard to describe.
偶尔搭地铁时会闻到 But you sometimes smell it on the subway.
我不知道，太久没搭地铁了 It's been ages since I rode a subway.
搭地铁的人有种特别的味道 People who ride the subway have a special smell.
嗯 Yeah.
这里面像不像车子后座 Isn't this like the cars back seat?
多颂突然出来怎么办 What if Da- song comes back in?
没关系 Don't worry!
我把手抽回来不就好了 I can just pull my hand back.
不能这样 We shouldn't...
顺时针方向 Do it clockwise.
好 Right.
那里，没错，我喜欢 You know where.
上次那条廉价内裤还留着吗 You still have those cheap panties?
什么 Huh?
尹司机女朋友掉在车上那条 The ones Yoon's girlfriend left behind.
你穿那个我一定会超级兴奋 If you wear those, I'll get really fucking hard.
真的吗 Really?
那我要毒品 Then buy me drugs.
买毒品给我 Buy me drugs!
吃这个就好 Eat this instead.
喜欢吗 You like it?
妈妈，两夫妻现在已经睡过去了，悄悄出来吧 They're passed out cold. Sneak out now.
快起来，集合 Emergency! Emergency, over!
- 快点起来 - 什么 - Emergency! - What?
怎么了，完毕 What is it, over!
多颂，怎么了 Da- song, what's wrong?
我睡不着，完毕 I can't sleep, over.
那么别睡在外面了，进来吧，好吗 So stop it and come in, okay?
回到你的柔软的床上睡吧，完毕 Go sleep in your soft bed. over.
就是啊 Right!
我不想进去，完毕 I don't want to. over.
嘿，朴多颂 Hey, Park Da- song.
睡觉吧 Let's just sleep...
要怎么回到地下室去 How did it turn out back there?
你说什么 What?
地下室的那两个人 The people in the basement.
我已经把他们绑起来了 Well, I tied them up.
我们现在该怎么办 What will we do now?
嗯 Huh?
现在我们还能做什么，该怎么做 What do we do now, what's our plan?
我一直想知道 I've been wondering...
这种状况下敏赫哥会怎么做 What would Min do in this situation?
敏赫哥在就不会发生这种状况 Min wouldn't be in this situation!
孩子们，我们已经平安的离开那里，对吧 Look kids, we made it out of there safely, right?
而且除了我们，谁也不知道那里发生了什么事 And besides us, nobody knows what happened there. Right?
所以什么事都没发生过，知道吗 So nothing happened. You understand?
爸爸自有打算 I've got my own plan.
所以你们就别再多想了，好吗 So you two just forget about it, okay?
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
回去洗个澡吧 Let's go take a bath.
你还在那里干什么，快走 What are you doing there? Hurry up!
- 那边是怎么回事 - 快抬起来
怎么会这样 What's going on?
你呆在那，这里都是污水 You stay there. This is all sewage water.
我们家窗户有关吗 Was our window open?
大哥，帮我一下 Help me out, Ki- taek!
基宇 Ki- woo!
基宇，把窗关上 Hey Ki- woo, close the window!
你是不是触电了 You got shocked?
头好晕 I'm dizzy.
等一下，别乱动 Hold on a sec. Wait.
该死，头好晕 Shit, I'm dizzy.
基婷，小心点 Ki- jung, be careful.
不要乱动 Don't touch anything.
老公，我好像是脑震荡 Honey, I've got a concussion.
我看不到你 I can't see you.
老公，忠淑姐她 Honey, that woman Chung- sook...
真是的 Oh, god.
她本来是好人 What a nice person.
却踢了我一脚 She kicked me down the stairs.
跟着我说一次 Repeat after me.
忠淑 Chung- sook...
基宇 Hey, Ki- woo!
你在那里做什么 What at are you doing there?
嗯 Huh?
救命 H O L P... M...
爸爸 Dad.
什么事 Yeah?
你刚刚说的计划是什么 What was your plan?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
刚刚不是说有计划吗 Before, you said you had a plan.
你有什么打算 What will you do? About...
关于地下室 the basement.
你知道什么计划绝对不会失败吗 Ki- woo, you know what kind of plan never fails?
没有计划 No plan at all.
没计划 No plan.
为什么 You know why?
人生永远无法跟着计划进行 If you make a plan, life never works out that way.
你看这里 Look around us.
这些人难道都计划好 Did these people think,
要一起在体育馆睡觉吗 "Let's all spend the night in a gym?"
可是现在 But look now.
包含我们，大家都一起睡在地板上 Everyone's sleeping on the floor, us included.
所以人不该有计划 That's why people shouldn't make plans.
没有计划就不会出错 With no plan, nothing can go wrong.
一开始没有计划的话，发生什么事都无所谓 And if something spins out of control, it doesn't matter.
杀人也好，卖国也好 Whether you kill someone or betray your country.
全都他妈的无所谓了，懂吗 None of it fucking matters. Got it?
爸爸 Dad.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
什么事 For what?
一切 Everything.
所有一切 All of it.
我来负责好了 I'll take care of everything.
那是什么意思 What are you talking about?
你干嘛一直抱着石头 Why are you hugging that stone?
这个吗 This?
一直黏着我 It keeps clinging to me.
你该睡觉了 I think you need some sleep.
我说真的 I'm serious.
一直跟着我 It keeps following me.
杰西卡老师，抱歉星期天打给你 Miss Jessica! Sorry to call on Sunday morning.
请问今天中午有空吗 Are you free for lunch today?
我们今天想在家开快闪庆生会 We're having a birthday impromptu for Da- song.
你要开生日派对吗 A birthday party?
如果老师出席，多颂一定会很开心 If you come too, Da- song will be so happy.
意大利面，焗烤面，鲑鱼排，请尽情享用 And have as much pasta, gratin, and salmon steak as you want.
一点前到就可以了 Please come by 1PM,
今天来我会算一次上课 and I'll count today as one of your lessons.
知道我的意思吧，等会见 You know what I mean? See you soon!
- 妈 - 嗯 - Mom. - Yeah?
快闪庆生会要不要找凯文老师 For the impromptu, should we invite Kevin too?
好啊，当然，你打给老师吧 Great idea! Why not? Will you call him?
老公，你再睡一下，多休息，昨天也累了吧 Get some more sleep, honey! You must be tired after yesterday.
开派对的话，要去采买一轮吧 If we have a party, won't you need to do the rounds?
没错，葡萄酒专卖店 Right, the wine shop,
超市，面包店，花店 supermarket, bakery, florist...
我已经打给金司机了，叫他快点过来 But I already told Mr. Kim to hurry over.
我说周末会付加班费 I'll pay him overtime.
太完美了 Perfect.
大家请冷静，现在会详细说明 Everyone it down, I'll explain!
今天多颂开生日派对，想找哥哥来 Da- hye: We're having a party, and mom said to invite you!
姐，地下室里 Sis, in the basement...
有十张户外用的桌子 we have 10 outdoor tables.
全拿出来摆在多颂的帐篷周围 First take them all out, then arrange them...
过来一下，我指给你看 No, come to the window. I need to show you.
以多颂的帐篷为中心 With Da- song's tent in the middle,
把桌子围绕着帐篷排放 curve the tables outward...
对了，鹤翼阵 A crane's wing formation!
你知道李舜臣将军的鹤翼阵吧 Like Admiral Yi used, you know?
闲山岛海战 The Battle of Hansan Island!
把帐篷想成是日本军舰 Think of the tent as the Japanese warship.
把桌子排成鹤翼阵的队形，围成半圆形 And our tables will make a semicircular crane's wing formation.
帐篷附近放烤肉架，木炭等 Then near the tent will be the barbeque grill, firewood and such.
东西都摆这儿就好 Arrange them all there!
好啊，顺便带先生一起来 Oh sure, bring your husband too!
好 Yeah!
还有绝对不要买礼物过来 And definitely no presents, just come!
好 Yeah!
哪有什么服装规定 What dress code?
既然是快闪，你穿运动裤也行 It's an impromptu. You can wear sweat pants!
绝对不要买礼物 And definitely no presents!
只要过来大吃大喝就好了 Just come and eat hors d'oeuvres!
你知道我的厨艺吧 You know my culinary skills!
没错，大白天一起喝葡萄酒 Right! We'll get drunk in the daytime.
好 Yeah!
你愿意高歌一曲是我的荣幸啊 If you'd sing, that'd be grand!
不是有首歌这样唱 You know the one...
阿姨，嘘，孩子还在睡觉 Quiet, he's sleeping!
今天天空很蓝，空气也很好 Today the sky's so blue, and no pollution!
多亏昨天把雨都下完了 Thanks to all the rain yesterday.
没错 Right.
虽然露营泡汤，但可以开派对 So we traded camping for a garden party.
算是因祸得福吧 Lemons into lemonade.
就是啊，如果没下雨就没有派对了 Right, that rain was such a blessing!
真的不要买礼物过来喔 And definitely no presents, I mean it!
对了，你开小车，自己想办法挤进车库吧 Right, just squeeze your Mini Cooper into the garage.
请先上去 Go on up!
很好，再开进去一点 Right, back it in.
不要挡住奔驰就好，再进去 Just don't block the Benz!
你来啦，好久不见 You're here! It's been so long!
我说过不要买礼物的 I told you no presents!
哥，你在想什么 You were thinking of something else.
什么 What?
刚刚跟我接吻时，在想别的事情吧 While kissing me, you thought of something else.
没有 No.
哪没有，现在也在想别的事情 What do you mean? You're doing it now, too.
哇 Wow.
大家都很体面呢 Everyone looks gorgeous, right?
都是临时过来的，却很从容 Even for a sudden gathering, they're so cool.
看起来好自然 And look so natural.
多蕙 Da- hye.
我适合吗 Do I fit in here?
适合什么 What?
我适合这里吗 In this setting, do I fit in?
怎么了，你要去哪 Hey, where are you going?
我要下楼 I need to go down.
陪我啦 Just stay with me.
我要下楼 I need to go down there.
别找那些无聊的人，陪我玩好吗 Why go to those boring people? Can't you stay here?
不是找那些人，是去更下面 Not to those people, down lover.
哥，这是什么 Wow, what is that?
都这把年纪了还做这种事 God, I can't believe I'm doing this at my age.
真的很丢脸 It's so embarrassing.
金司机，真的很不好意思 I'm really sorry, Mr. Kim.
孩子的妈很坚持，我也没办法 Da- song's mom insisted, it can't be helped.
不过任务很简单 But the concept is simple.
等会杰西卡老师端着生日蛋糕出现 There'll be a parade with Jessica carrying a birthday cake.
我们就跑出来突袭杰西卡老师 Then we jump out and attack Jessica.
挥舞着这个印第安斧头 Swinging our tomahawks!
是 Right.
这时正义的印第安人多颂出场 Just then, Da- song the good Indian will jump out
用斧头反击，展开决斗 and we'll do battle.
最终多颂拯救了蛋糕女神杰西卡 Finally, he'll save Jessica, the cake princess,
所有人拍手叫好 and they'll all cheer.
差不多就这样 Something like that.
很幼稚吧 Silly, isn't it?
太太似乎特别喜欢惊喜活动 I guess your wife likes events and surprises.
是啊，她很喜欢 Yeah, she does.
不过今年生日她特别费心 But she's particularly into this party.
你也很努力呢 You're trying your best, too.
也是，毕竟你爱她 Well, you love her, after all.
金司机 Mr. Kim.
反正今天算加班 You're getting paid extra.
你就当作是工作好吗 Think of this as part of your work, okay?
妈下去过了吗 Did you go down below?
还没，不过 Not yet.
应该跟他们谈谈吧 Shouldn't we talk to them?
找到对彼此都有利的方式 Reach an understanding?
没错 Exactly!
昨天大家都太激动了 We all got too fucking worked up last night.
就是啊，不过爸爸说有计划 Dad was going on about some plan...
- 我先下去看看好了 - 等等 - I'm just going down there. - Hold on.
把我准备好的食物拿下去 Take this down to them.
- 他们一定饿了 - 没错 - They must be hungry. - Right.
先让他们吃点东西 Let them eat first.
好，下次一定要来 Coffee next time for Sure!
杰西卡，原来你在这里 Here you are, Jessica.
- 这个真的很好吃吧 - 很美味吧 - This is so amazing. - Isn't it great?
我有事情要拜托老师 I've got a special favor to ask.
什么事 What is it?
该怎么解释呢 This is... how to describe it?
这是让多颂克服创伤的蛋糕 Da- song's trauma recovery cake?
所以务必要麻烦杰西卡老师 So it needs to be you who does it.
今天的重头戏 Today's highlight!
请问，你没事吗 Hey, are you okay?
请问 Are you...?
大叔 Wait, mister!
凯文哥 Kevin? Kevin!
多颂，生日快乐 Da- song, happy birthday!
恭喜你 Congratulations!
妈的 Shit...
不准动 Stop!
忠淑 Chung- sook!
基婷 Ki- jung!
忠淑，你出来 Come out here, Chung- sook!
快止血，按住流血的地方 Stop the blood! Push down on the wound!
多颂 Da- song!
老婆 Honey!
放开，不要 Let go, don't!
好痛 It hurts.
快送急诊室 The emergency room!
快开车 Get the car!
金司机，别愣着 Mr. Kim! What are you doing?
等救护车到就太迟了 We can't wait for an ambulance!
爸爸，不要再压了 Stop pushing, Dad!
你压得我更痛 Makes it hurt more.
给我车钥匙 Car keys! The car keys!
丢给我，把车钥匙丢给我 Throw them! Throw me the key!
还好吗 Are you okay?
不要碰 Don't touch it!
朴社长，你好 Hello, Mr. Park.
你认识我 You know me?
我尊敬你 Respect!
一肚子话都来不及说的时候 Opening my eyes for the first time in a month, I saw a detective.
你有选任律师的权利 You have the right to an attorney...
长得完全不像刑警的家伙 Who looked nothing like a detective.
他在笑吗 Is he laughing?
请等一下 Just a sec.
然后完全不像医生的医生也说话了 Then the doctor who looked nothing like a doctor spoke.
脑部手术后有可能发生这种状况 That happens sometimes after brain surgery.
会没来由地一直笑 They keep laughing. For no reason.
你有听到我说话吗 Do you hear me?
听得到吗 Can you hear me?
那我要重说一遍吗 Then do I have to do it again?
说什么 Do what?
米兰达警告 The Miranda thing.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你可以选任律师 Anything you say can and will be used against you...
你看，他一直笑 He keeps laughing, look!
听到那天基婷流了很多血 Even when I heard how much Ki- jung bled that day...
听到大家说我伪造文书 Even when I heard the words forgery,
侵入民宅，蓄意杀人但算是正当防卫 trespassing, foul play, self- defense
运气很好被判缓刑宣告时 and we were lucky to get away with a probation...
甚至终于见到基婷时 Even when I finally got to see Ki- jung's face...
金基婷，安息 Kim Ki- jung. RIP.
我一直都笑着 I kept laughing.
不过，当我看过去的新闻报导 Still, when I went back and watched the news reports,
我没有笑 I didn't laugh.
高级住宅区发生随机杀人事件 This sudden rampage in the back yard of an upper- class home
非常罕见 is a highly unusual case.
尤其挥刀的流浪汉当场死亡 Since the homeless man who sparked the rampage died at the scene,
警方很难掌握具体的行凶动机 police are struggling to even establish a clear motive.
杀害朴姓男子的金姓司机平时个性温和 The driver Kim and the slain Mr. Park are said to have been on good terms.
警方正全力通缉逃亡的金姓司机 For now the police investigation is focused on locating the driver Kim.
金姓司机从大门走下阶梯后 Kim, after exiting this door and descending the stairs,
从住宅区的巷子消失了 disappeared into the neighboring alleys.
警方在附近的监视器都找不到他的画面 Police searched the CCTVs of nearby homes to no avail,
也完全找不到目击者 and they have yet to find any witnesses.
根据目前的情况 Given the situation,
金姓司机可以说是彻底的人间蒸发 it's not an exaggeration to say that Kim vanished into thin air.
其实妈妈和我也不知道爸爸在哪 Actually Mom and I had no idea where Dad was.
刑警却大费功夫一直跟踪我们 But those detectives still wore themselves out tailing us.
等媒体不再大肆报导，刑警们也放弃跟踪后 Eventually the news went quiet, and after the tails stopped,
我偶尔会爬到那座山上 I started going up that mountain.
在山上可以清楚看到那间房子 From up there, you get a great view of the house.
那天特别冷，可是不知为何 That day, despite the cold.
我却想继续看着那里 I felt like staying longer.
划、点、划、划、点、点 Dash- dash- dot- dot.
儿子 Son!
如果是你，我想应该能读到这封信 Perhaps you, if no one else. will be able to read this letter.
你是童军出身，所以我用这种方式写信 You were a Boy Scout, so I'm writing this just in case.
身体恢复的情况还好吗 Have your injuries healed?
我猜你妈健康的不得了 I'm sure your mom is plenty healthy.
我在这里也很好 I'm doing fine in here.
虽然想到基婷就想哭 Though thinking of Ki- jung makes me cry.
到现在我仍觉得那天很不可思议 Even now, what happened that day doesn't seem real.
好像在做梦 It feels like a dream,
却又不是 and yet it doesn't.
那天我离开时，突然领悟到了 That day as I went out the gate, I suddenly knew.
我该去哪里 Where I needed to go...
本来就是套凶宅 A house where such grisly crime took place
当然卖不出去了 would surely not be easy to sell.
朴社长，对不起 I'm sorry, Mr. Park.
新屋主搬来前，我苦撑了一段时间 I struggled to hold out like that in an empty house.
不过幸好房子没人住 Still, thanks to the house being empty.
那位叫什么，雯光？ what was her name? Moon- gwang?
我可以好好地替她送终 I was able to give her a proper send off.
我替她办了时下最流行的树葬，我仁至义尽了 I hear tree- side burials are trendy. so hell, I did my best.
不过卖房子的家伙果然很聪明 But those real estate sharks sure are clever.
竟然诱骗刚来韩国的人 They hoodwinked some people who had just arrived in Korea
终于把房子卖掉了 and managed to sell the house.
父母在外商公司，孩子读国际学校 With the parents working, and the kids attending school,
一家子虽然很少回来 the family is usually out.
但因为有该死的帮佣二十四小时在家 But the goddamned housekeeper stays there 24 hours a day.
害我半夜都得冒着生命危险去厨房 Each time I go upstairs, I take my life in my hands.
原来德国人不只吃香肠、喝啤酒 It turns out Germans eat more than just sausage and beer.
真是万幸啊 What a relief.
在这里一切都变得好模糊 Passing the time down here, everything starts to go hazy.
今天至少能写封信给你 Today at least I was able to write you a letter.
每晚像这样努力送出信 If I send out the letter this way every night,
我想总有一天你会看到 maybe someday you'll see it.
我就写到这里 So long.
基宇，是你吗 You're home, Ki- woo?
是 Yeah.
爸爸，我今天立下了计划 Dad, today I made a plan.
是最基本的计划 A fundamental plan.
我要赚钱 I'm going to earn money.
赚很多钱 A lot of it.
上大学，就业，结婚当然重要 University, a career, marriage. those are all fine,
但我想先赚钱 but first I'll earn money.
你一进去就会看到空间非常宽敞 You'll see once you go in, but it's very spacious.
其实我不随便带人参观这栋房子 Actually, we don't show this house to just anyone.
等我有钱，要买下这套房子 When I have money, I'll buy that house.
等搬进去，我和妈妈会呆在庭院 On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard.
因为阳光真的很棒 Because the sunshine is so nice there.
爸爸只要 All you'll need to do
走上来就好了 is walk up the stairs.
在那天来临之前，请好好保重 Take care until then.
就写到这... So long.